The RP game is too strong with this one.
But as a comfort, no matter how low you think you've sunk, how cheesy or corny it gets, know that you can never EVER be as bad as this.
"pshhhhhh...nothing personnel...kid..."
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/613/323/e2e.jpg
P.S: Link may cause cancer.